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God my moms being a huge ass bitch! come home 1st thing she does is bitch about my weight! she keeps telling me how i should eat what i should eat, how much. lord! she then pretends that shes the great calorie counter expert! i should only be eating 1400 calories! even though i am fairly active, since i walk almost constantly. and now that I'm biking more ill probably need MORE! but noooooo shes the lord of all diets. even though she is as huge as a whale, and every time we take her swimming, activists come out with signs saying "free willy!"

now she is bitch at my dad about him being lazy. too bad she just lays in bed alllllll daaaaaay

And to top off my day some wonderful idiot STOLE my Avatar from DA. the one I'm freaking using!! he put it up as a deviation. okay, so my picture isn't beautiful and isn't earth shattering creative. but its still mine! i didn't put in hours of work (like one at the most, that including potty breaks!) but i still spent time to make it mine. its kinda sad at the same time though, of all the stuff in my gallery he took the dumbest one! oh well. i guess i should be flattered that he did that. i guess.... la sigh...

Then me and dad went over to paul and mollys, forgot the stand (which is the reason we went over there) spent some time there with the kids and paul, molly had to work. took the kids to the amazing spaceship park lol.

we left after wards and went out for dinner (cuz my mom was being a lazy douche again and wouldnt try and make anything for us) so we stopped at the Cheese Cake Cafe, we heard the food was good there. when we went in the people told us a 25 min wait. which we waited. then we finally got a seat. waited 5 min for the waiter, ordered our drinks. she brought them, and we told her we were not ready to order just yet. and that was the last that we saw her for about 1/2 an hour when she refilled dads coffee, took the menus and walked away. didnt even take our order. so we got up went to pay and told the lady we just had drinks and that the lady didnt serve us. then watched a 2 kids get backed over cuz the driver wasnt paying attention at wal-mart.

headed over to bings where i had the best meal ever (most likely cuz i was soooo hungry by then) and now im here typing to you. im really tired and lee wont stop shouting >:S he may be handicapped but that doesn't mean he can start screaming phrases off TV at the top of his lungs. I'm gonna go have a nap! hopefully.....

Mine!

Zeh icecream is mine!!! all mine!!

Vroom Vroom!

Yes! i went for a bike ride today! it was awesome! about time too, i had to keep hounding and hounding my dad to help me fix it up. i was getting really envious of all the other kiddy's that had there bikes out. could mugged a 5 year for their tricycle!

it was really nice though! it reminded me of what i was missing! the feeling of wind whipping past me as i went down a hill, the burning of muscles that are re awakening, bugs trying to get into my mouth (i have bad luck like that) all of it! i wanted to hug my bike! i wanted to hug everyone that had anything to do with the reuniting of me and my bike! (so like my dad, and Paul and Molly for letting us use their stand!) it just made me really happy. reminded me of the freedom i have with it.
which reminds me of this stupid letter that presidents choice keeps sending me. they want to insure my automobile. should send them a pic of my bike and be like "can i get an estimate?" cuz that's my way of transportation. honestly i think even if i did get my license, and a car (my dream cars a smart car!) id still walk/bike. yeah its slower, but that's the thing! I'm able to stop and look around and see all the cool stuff that's happening around me! like when i used to walk to stony from spruce, i was never alone! i always had the butterflies to accompany me! and i got to collect bottles to! not only did i save money i made money! ;)

anyways I'm gonna walk to work now. cuz its raining and i hate a wet bum! :S and Scott's picking me up tonight any who, and i don't wanna leave my bike at KFC. might not be there when i get back lol!

until later!

My Angel! my er... better side.




I sux at clouds! hence the reason i got a cloud brush for photo after this pic! hehehe!

Kitty = Poptarr

muahahaha! i have to be up in less then 6 hours! why am i laughing? cuz by tomorrow ill be the biggest bitch since Paris and Nicoles cat fight! i dont do lack of sleep well! but on the bright side i posted something! that's good right! ;) course it is!!!! muhahaha!

I have come to the conclusion that lady luck and I are siamese twins that are attached to the hip and if i am ever separated from her ill die. how did i come about this? well today while i was taking down the clothes i stepped on something hard and slippery, so i kicked it out of my way. i also noticed that i was stepping on small hard things. i figured the cat was flinging kitty litter everywhere again. so i dumped my load, went back upstairs grabbed another, started to sort it. it was then that i noticed that the hard, slippery thing that i kicked was a huge ass butcher knife, and the so called kitty litter was shards of glass. yet i didn't cut myself. i later found out my dad dropped a box full of stuff (some of it being glass) and didn't bother to sweep it up, just pick up the larger hunks. the knife i still don't know why was on the floor. i blame my mom though.

hmmm, not too much to say. except that I'm gonna be super busy this weekend. the wedding of my cousin and a family friends daughter is gonna be in Jasper this weekend so my parents are going down and leaving lee with me. the fools!
so whats probably gonna happen is this:
my mom has nothing to wear and will be going to my aunt Chris tomorrow to find something. she will then find out that she is too fat for my aunts clothes. whine, and then ill have to drag her to Reitmans to find and out fit and accessories. then we will head to Wal-mart to get some NICE make-up that will suit her and her new clothes. go back home. i will be forced to do her hair and make-up. she will whine that i did a horrible job and try to make it better (which will make it worse) she will bitch that she isn't going and that i should go with my dad. then will whine 10 min later after i say "fine! ill go!" she will bitch that me and my dad always do stuff together and she never goes anywhere! will probably accuse me and dad of stealing at some point. we will finally convince her to get into the car. and my parents will drive off, with my mom still grumbling in the passenger seat. and hopefully a turkey wont fly!

then ill probably try to drown that memory with booze while lee plays starfox adventures. every ones happy! except for my mom, but she doesn't matter.


Here is the Barfly colored!



The bar fly, is always seen at almost every bar, and can be spotted a mile away. they are sultry, and usually try to get free drinks with promises of sex.

This one has red hair, you know the fake dyed stuff. she probably died it red with the hopes of seeming more feistier. when she goes to the bar she likes to wear those little black or red sleeveless dresses that don't quite cover your bum when you sit of a stool. and she always has at least one golden bangle on.

I got layed

HOLY !@#$!!!!! i gotta do more holiday pics more often lol!
thank-you everyone! for faving AND commenting on I wanna get layed! it makes me feel not so small in the DA world. and an even bigger thank-you to all you people that stuck with me when i first started, i wuv you all!

I'm going to be donating blood tomorrow, so ill probably be woozy and dead all day so the likeliness of posting is small. sorry :( its for a good cause!!!!

Watching without a trace, remembering why i like it. i love how they are able to connect everything and are able to figure out what happened through one small lead. pretty cool

I have also decided what I'm going to take in collage! denture technician, i know, you're all jealous of my thrilling new career! lol but its what i wanna do it sounds like fun! get to make old peoples teeth! i wanna make vampire teeth! lol!

got to hang out with Mel, yesterday after work. was cool! Kelsey came over too and we played Sims, making fugly people, walked to max where i went pee and concluded the girls washroom there is bigger then my room. walked back to Mel's place. Mel drove Kelsey home, and on the way we talked and i found out just how depressed Mel has been feeling. makes me sad that i haven't really been able to see her and talk to her as much as we used to.
anyways got to Kelsey's, found out that Kelsey's cousin/roommate is a bitch. i really wish she could get out of there, so me and Mel might consider moving in with Kelsey when school starts up again. walked over to the blind duck, and round the block. i didn't really think of it till we were home that the walk probably wasn't a good idea, considering she lives one street down from prostitute ally. didn't say we were smart... got into Mel's SUV and drove over to Scott's. on the way though Mel tried to race a tow truck which was funny because of 2 things one: she has no shocks so all we needed was the music and it would have been a hill billy clip. and 2: i kept yelling "no Mel! its a tow truck! he can pull himself out!" lol then we went go to Scott's played the Wii and Mel made an Mii for herself with big glasses and mustache. we played that for a bit concluded that we both suck and watched john play guitar hero. then around 3 in the morning Mel went home. her mom got mad at her cuz she was out driving past her GDL curfew. oops...

uh, other then that nothing important happened. but it was fun! and that all that matters. I'm going to Scott's now.


I wanna get layed



My Easter picture! happy belated Easter!

My home boys!

weee! so yesterday was pretty plain. i didn't get my needle like i thought i would. i was early again. it always happens I'm either early or late lol. but i did talk to my doctor, about my weight and everything. we took my blood pressure, and it is really good. but i told him about my new diet type thing where i lower my calorie intake. well my max intake is suppose to be 1950, i take in a max of 1800. that's with me stuffing my self full of garbage. yet I'm still the size of a small beached whale. so im gonna go get blood work done and see if its my depo or if something isn't right inside. i think I'm all okay in there just... i dunno. oh well.

went with Scott and family to a family friends place for dinner. mmmm turkey! was all really yummy! we watched skeleton key (which was dumb) and me and this really cool girl named Sam made commentary remarks like "yes, do go towards the evil looking hoodoo circle, great idea!" i really liked talking to Sam and Kayley, both are awesome people who are fun and nice to talk to. which is kinda a bummer, cuz they always invite me and Scott over for events, but i never go because of Wendy. who i really don't like. buuuut i really do enjoy Sam and Kayley's company so i think i might just start going even if Wendy is there.

We had to drive Robert and Sam home though, and they live in Edmonton's ghettos. so of course they were freaking me out with horror stories, about how you can get mugged and not to leave anything unlocked around where they live, blah, blah, blah. so i was freaked out until we go there. i had already been to where they lived and it wasn't honestly that bad. actually Ive biked though worst areas where they were there was prostitutes and people hold guns to each others heads. so in the end it wasn't all that bad.
but what was cool! they had signs up saying "this community does not support prostitution! report-a-john! i couldn't stop laughing! freakishly funny!
then we went home. which was around one. yeah when i get too tired i start rambling off weird gibberish. so i think i have freaked out Scott's parents for good. i did Darth Vader voice and kept telling Luke to go to the dollar store to get batteries for my light saber. then i guess i passed out woke up and told them i wanna be a camel when I'm reincarnated so i cane sing My Humps. yeah... couldn't sleep though cuz Scott kept hogging the bad.

for those easily grossed out STOP READING!

yeah phoned home today, and talked to my mom. she kept telling me that Titus found my "vibrating flashlight" and brought it to my dad. i couldn't figure out what she was talking about at first then it click. all i could think was, "why dad?!" he wasn't mad about it just told me to get that gross thing away. anyways so he did that then took my dads wallet out of his pants pocket, took the $20 out of it and gave the wallet to my mom. silly puppy. he was very happy by his achievements.

I get to hang out with my Best friend on Monday! I'm so excited! yay! i love hanging out with Mel! shes so much fun! and we might even be able to hang with Kelsey too! both people i haven't seen in a looooong time :( wanna see Amanda too except that i always work when she comes into town! grrr! oh well.

bye bye!

Ashley On Caffeine Drinks



My bodies sleeping but my brain is going 5 million miles an hour.

Take my blood!!!

So i got my appointment made for the 10th to get my blood taken, and i have my appointment for Friday set up for my Depo shot. yeah i decided to give blood again. this usually happens when i forget what its like to get a needle. same goes for the Depo. that's what usually happens.
like last time i gave blood i was all "hey IV wasn't that bad! i was just being a wuss." did my thing, was all woozy, and could probably be heard saying something along the lines of "i am never giving blood again, evil needles of hell, whoooooozzzzy....." then passing out.

Scott's home, least i think he is. he hasn't called at all today and when i called there he didn't pick up. if he is out with friends I'm gonna cry. seriously. id be so mad! hes probably still sleeping though. he likes to sleep alot. i hope he isn't working! that would be gay! he just got home at like 2! then again, when i came home from Arizona Ellie and hazel wanted me to come to work even before i was off the plane. so that wouldn't surprise me lol.

so yeah, got a huge ass confidence boost this last weekend. got hit on at the bar by both guy and girl, as usual, made a guy cashier at superstore blush for god knows what reason. AND! i found this super good rant about how being fat isn't that horrible of a thing! which it isn't. i weight around 200lb and i have been hit on more often now then i did when i was 140lb and a size 10 instead of a size 14-16. so i feel pretty good about my body right now! which is a really nice change. :D :D i even drew a pic about being hot even though I'm disgustingly by society's standards.

dog got neutered like 3 days ago. cost me $300 freaking dollars! mostly cuz my mom kept adding on stupid shit, leave it to my mom to jack up the price just cuz she isn't paying. at 1st it was just to get his balls cut off, $130-140 which i could afford. then she wanted him to get all his shots, i figured an extra $50 so $190-180. then when she drops him off she adds of freaking blood tests and all these other tests to make sure he is a dog and is healthy. he looks like a freaking dog! he better the hell be healthy! yeah so i have now payed 1/4th of what he is worth if not more. so he better stay healthy for a looooooong time. i kinda feel bad for snipping his balls. its like if someone ripped out all my reproductive glands without asking me, id be pissed. but, i guess its for the best?

anyways I'm gonna try calling Scott again. then perhaps play DDR.





MMMMMM, toast. stupid toaster!

be seen!

soooooooooo....... im loading 1/2 done pictures right now just so you can see that, yes, i am doing something. photoshop out until scott gets back so i cant do any coloring till then. ill probably throw all the B/W stuff in scrap.

Im so very tired and so very hung over. because of kaylas b-day party. i still have bits of pen on my that i cant wash out! josh drew some kind of Japaneses symbol on me, and christen tried to draw a cum shot on my other arm. i got lots of free drinks though! :D go slut shirt! lol. walked to 7/11 got a free slush, then walked to the park and watched stew and josh play with their light-sabers which were really cool. they light up, make sound, and the whole 9 yards. was pretty cool. then i walked home and went to bed.

i got hit on and told i was thin, which is vain, but a huge self esteem boost! i kinda liked it. reminded me that im not that undesirable. lol not that I'm going to go out all the time and flaunt myself all over stony. lol very unlikely
so yeah, that was my night. very groggy too. anyways gotta go to super store and buy food!

My first attempt at painting with oil... and uh probably my last....



its suppose to be a Phoenix, the ripples are from the cardboard that i was using as a backing