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Thursday, February 22, 2007

PockeyBelly

Okay so i have one pic done, well drawn that is. still have to color it. I'm starting on another. i haven't done anything for a LOOOOOONG time so be nice to me okay?

I think I'm just gonna start drawing at random and try to use my eraser a little as possible. you know so that i get into the groove again. most of them will probably end up in scrap.

I also think i know whats been bothering m so much with the running nose and watering eyes. my moms smokes, every time i go into the kitchen i plug up and my eyes start to water like crazy. its either that or dust. so I'm gonna go put on a dust mask and dust and see if that helps any.

now for something funny!the dog was whining and my mom wouldn't do anything. finally when she did let him out she stepped in a huge turd located in the entry way. with her bare foot. oh god i laughed. twas funny!

that's all for today. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow, i get to work with the gruesome 2some. Ellie and Hazel. if i don't return its cuz either I'm on the run from the police or I'm in KFC basement dead. depends on who strikes 1st.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

All Natural

My moms being her usually "poor me I'm pathetic, everyone hates me" and is pretty much being a big bitch to both me and my dad. just saying stupid shit again about how we are all against her and that me and my dad are lovers. my dad asked her if she was trying to be an asshole or if it came natural. i think its natural.

perhaps her native hallucination will come back and talk some sense into her. we can hope.

i have a hunk of Kleenex hanging out of my nose so that it stops running. i feel so sexy right now...

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Fall Back Troops! Fall Back!

Woot! you guys are gonna be so proud of me! i went out and bought a scanner. was suppose to to the museum but cuz my moms gone crazy again and my dad was late i couldn't go. but that's okay, i don't think i could have survived. so now that i have the new scanner I'm gonna try and upload some of my shit that i have been saving up. i even did a mini comic on my cat!


sadly because i got the scanner, I'm set back another $100 for a tablet. i can accept that though.

went to red robins for din din yesterday. i love the food there! its so nummy. and our server was cute. :D but they sat us like right across from the door so i kept staring at all the people that would come in. i didn't mean to look like a creeper but I'm drawn to mass confusion. i feel at home there.

went back to Scott's after, i took a nap. it was suppose to be a hour 2 hour nap. instead i slept from 6-12:30 which doesn't surprise me. specially when I'm blowing my nose every min.

And if you haven't figured it out yet I'm sicker then a dog with this damn cold. god do i hate getting colds. i rarely get sick but when i do its like near death.


better yet my dads got pink eye! i hate pink eye, even more so then colds! last time i got pink eye i had the flu and my period. oh yeah, Miss America had nothing on me that day. so I'm pretty much staying as far away from my family as possible, and running around with a bottle of Lysol and hand sanitizer under one arm and Kleenex under the other.


I will Survive!

Living In My Fridge
lets see, milk lettuce oh and fish!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy!

wow! i went online today, you know dork around read my email and bitch (the usual.) i log onto Deviantart and it says someone bought me a subscription! i asexualy reproduced and gave birth! who would be that sweet to do that?! i went and checked its a years worth! so whoever did that PLEASE! PLEASE!! show yourself so that i can smother you with my luv! so because of this even it has convinced me to actually submit some more art. i will go out and BUY a new scanner if i have to! cuz i love you all!im so gonna make a thank-you pic! I wuv you all!

weeeee!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Oh lord there aint no heaven...

Ever had one of those days where you just want to be left the hell alone? got this dieing urge to tell the world to f off. I'm not really angry or anything just want this day to be over that's all. and whats worst is that its valentines day. I'm kind curious about what Scott's gonna do for today. probably give me a motherboard and hang out with john. not that i really care. cuz like i said, I'm just don't really feel like having people around me.

well there is one thing that's kinda bothering me. the billy talent concert, cuz Mel couldn't go Amanda went. which was cool. i bought stuff there, for both me, Amanda, and Mel. but now we (me and Amanda) both have to pay $10 EACH for the car ride in. so in total that's $20. I'm sorry but it only takes $10 to get in and back from Edmonton. i told Amanda i would cover it cuz i figured that it would only be like $5 each, that and Amanda is poor. but like Christ, i was suppose to have that concert as a b-day gift! in total i spent $25 on a shirt for Mel, $5 on pins, then ANOTHER $20 on gas? I've just spent $50 on that whole thing. the tickets were like $45. I sometimes wish i never had gone to that stupid thing. sheeh.

I did do one fun thing this week. there were some kids that came through the drive-thru that were being assholes. yelling shit like "your hot! fuck you!" and shit like that. anyway they wanted a poutein but just after they ordered another kid yelled out he wanted our Poutang. yeah Jolene took their order rang it through and i made the food. yeah as Jo was giving them their food one of the kids asked if we spit in it, so i yelled out "no but i gargled the cheese!" and Jo closed the window. i laughed, she laughed, then we washed the floors.

my grandma went into the hospital to get her knee fixed. shes doing awesome, all full of zest and they already have her walking on it. when i grow up i wanna be just like my grandma! shes a keeper!

other then that boring week.

And a Valentines Pic!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

jkhgsdfjkgn French Fries!

my mom is fucking stupid! she cant even use Itunes. I'm sorry but Itunes is sooooo basic. Ive told her like what? 5 times, when she loads music to used Itunes. but no she insists on using windows Media and then bitch at me cuz she cant figure it out. but like i said shes stupid.

my dad finally figured out how bad our sleeping arrangement are. i shall explain!

my dads house is a simple 2 bedroom, one bathroom and unfinished basement house. we have an L shaped living room/dinning room. and an ugly kitchen with a speckle floor.
my mom decided to sell her house and her and my younger brother lee moved back in with my dad (long story that will be told another time)i moved back in to cuz my room mates were douche bags.

SO! me and lee have set up bunk beds in my old room, and we both TRY and cohab in it. by that i mean lee spreads his shit everywhere so that i trip on the game cub just to i can get one foot caught on the PS2 and then slip on a superman thing so the end result is me slamming my head into the bedside table, and have book of superman and a DS fall on my head. yes it has happened, at 2 in the morning.

my dad his his room, and my mom sleeps on a put away bed in the living room. its switched now that my mom calmed the room cuz all her shits in there but meh, so my dad sleeps in the living room.

originally what was suppose to happen was that id be bunking with lee for like a month an while that's happening me and my dad would make rooms for me and mom in the basement. well all my moms shit is downstairs filling, and i mean filling, the basement. well we can do anything till my mom goes through it, but all she wants to do is sleep. cuz shes a cow and i hate her.

now that that's over, my story is that my dad tried to get some extra sleep, so he crawled into the bottom bunk in me and lees room. my mom and lee were up and running around so he couldn't stay in any of the other rooms.
during his time in there, lee came in and proceeded to yell "its grandmas b-day on Sunday!" more gibberish and leave, with the door open. cat and dog run in fight cat jumps onto bed sits on dads head dad boots her off so she jumps to top bunk sits on my head. mom comes yelling into our room complaining about windows media. dad tells her to fuck off and close the door. she goes away but only 1/2 closes it do the dog barges in freaks the cat out cat attacks and runs away with dog following.

my dad calls up to me, "now i know why you want ur own room its like a fucking revolving door."

so in the end i might actually have a room! yay! nothing could ruin this day! cuz i ate lucky charms!! gvhkjdfbnf!


heres everyones fav invader Zim character! with his new best friend! awwwww!



I love this picture! i was sitting one day thinking, then i was like "OMG what am i doing?! ewww thinking..." then i started to draw a blender (cause i want a blender) then i had Gir sitting on it. and that is how it came to be.

I'm going to tell you about an event that happened while creating this, it will make cry at night...
i couldn't remember if best friends was one word or two (imagine my English mark) so i asked a friend. he didn't know, so i went online and type in Google "best friend". i got a picture of two nasty guys sucking each other off. so yeah, after i suppressed the urge to gag, i came to the conclusion that, if i was going to put one of my most prized organ into a hole full of sharp teeth, then yes i would want the owner of those teeth to be my best friend.

I'm sorry ill going to stop typing now....

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Moooooose!

yup! i saw a moose! it was awesome! he was sitting in some trees, i was sitting in the truck, he looked at me and i looked at him, then we drove away. it was a moment.

i love our cabin! it so nice out there. freakishly amount of snow! like waist deep in some places. and titus only tossed his cookies, like, 4 times? 3 going in once comeing back. im proud!

went snowmobiling to! scott got stuck, i pointed and laughed. was fun!

the only problem was that the last person who used the cabin rearranged everything! the wood pile shelf was on the other side of the cabin, so you spread crap everywhere when you try to bring wood in. they took the hooks where you hang up your coat and put it in the other room, got rid of the bed frame so you sleep on the floor and moved the door mat over to the sink. really dumb. but we put it all back.

poor titus, he tried to follow us, but he had to jump through the snow to get anywhere. it was just tooo deep.

and i only forgot 2 things! the cabin keys (we had to use the spair) and my hair brush. but thats okay. better then last time when we forgot water.

poor Andy, the other guy that was out with us, broke is trailer that was hauling his spanking new Phazer, smacked up the side of his truck because of it. also broke the tail gate on the truck unloading his bale of hay for the deer. an to top it all off the new Phazer wouldnt start. so compared to him our weekend was heaven.

much snow wading, very sleepy now. going to bed. nighty!

no pic today too tired.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Make awkward sexual advances not war!

YAY! last day of work! till Monday that is.



i got the weekend off and so my dad said we might go to the cabin!

I'm so excited! its so pretty up there! and quite, which will be nice for a change.



our cabins really plan though.

you remember when you were young and you use to draw houses that were squares, with triangles on the top? yeah that's our cabin, with only one wall in the middle of it. super simple.

wall doesnt even reach the roof and it has no door, just a gap.



the cabin is also located at the top of this really big hill, and at the very bottom is the outhouse which is like a block away. I'm always scared to go to the outhouse at night cuz I'm scared a bear will eat me! or a deer...



yeah there are a few bears up there, they are all sleeping right now.

we used to have a shed that held some grain for the deer, yeah the bear tore off a wall and ate the grain.

and that's why I'm scared.



but its gonna be fun cuz we get to go snowmobiling! haven't done that for so long. much fun



My dad, Scott, Titus (the dog) and me are going. the only problem is Titus gets car sick really easily (like go down a block and he's tossing his cookies) so I'm gonna have to bring lots of vomit bags. :S



ill take lots of photos!



here's a pic i made when i was eating tuna!




I wuv you chicken of the sea!