Crime Scene:do not cross.

Ordinary conversation between friends.
im of course is Ashley.


Ashley- omfg!
Ashley- ive missed you sooo much
Muffin- jusfdgsdfgsdfhsd
Ashley- i did your mom last night, your sister too. but you see the thing is, your sisters pretty hot but your mom does this thing with her tounge. so yeah
Ashley- me and you mom are getting married. im your new daddy
Ashley- im bringing sexy back. uh! its located somewhere around my ass! UH!
Muffin- MMmmmmmm sexy ass
Ashley- ass like that
Muffin- I'd tap it
Ashley- i like big butts and i cannot lie, you mother fuckers cant deny!



Muffin- WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME
Ashley- i love you! sexually
Muffin- Stephen hawkings girlfriend is coming onto me
Ashley- her best pick up line was NEHEGETUGDVIKUWD
Muffin- Ashley omg
Ashley- i went there....
Ashley- oh yeah


Muffin- Mr.Hanna loves you!
Ashley- mr hanna can have cancer and be violently ass raped by a gang of bears as pepper spray is wedged up his penis and set to kill
Muffin- bear gang?
Ashley- bear gang bang
Muffin- shizzle to the nizzle!
Ashley- im gonna bonsai ur tree
Muffin- mmmmm. cant wait baby!
Muffin- lookit my gayass wink!
Ashley- k but let me finish my rice cake 1st
Ashley- k im ready
Muffin- crunk it up!

Your Fucking Awesome!

I'm sitting here eating nacho cheese sauce with jalapeño peppers in it, and thinking 2 things.

1. i hate spicy stuff, like tomato paste is where i draw the line. yet i keep eating this shit and chugging down 10 tons of water. because I'm really stupid.
   
2. cheese makes me sick. so not only will i be crapping out fire bombs but the lactose will probably try to get the upper hand and kill me.

i finally planted the bonsai plant i got for my mom for Christmas. cuz god knows she never will. now we waits. i think it would be cool to start from scratch and make a bonsai tree. i always thought they had to be a special plant, but no! any lil seedling will do! so I'm think of perhaps trying it out.

in other news i love my dog. i really do, he makes me happy, and we have so much fun. i think when he passes away ill be very heart broken. worse or at least = to when my last dog passed away. mostly because I've been with him since he was pup. we snuggled on the floor, and when we would have showers together. lots of good memories. i really do love him. <3 I've also been having really vivid dreams. the day before i got my 1st pedicure, and that night i dreamt i was sitting at my desk and i accidentally broke something glass. for some reason i got the feeling it was a light bulb. and as i got up to get the broom, i got a bunch of glass in my foot. i picked most of it out, and there was a little bit of blood on each piece. but then in my heal was like this huge hunk, it was curved and was sunken in 1/2 way into my heal. i started to pull it out and i noticed that if i did it would bleed heavily and i should probably get stitches. so i tell this to my mom and that i need her to help me get to the hospital. she says "no way I'm going over there! i don't want to get any glass in my feet!" so i yell at her to sweep up the glass then. she tells me "i don't want to, I'm tired I'm going to go take a nap." and then walks away. and so I'm sitting there with this huge chunk of glass in my foot and all i could think was, "well there goes my pedicure." and i tried to pull the glass out. but you see when i pulled the glass out, it hurt but it wasn't to the point that i couldn't take the pain, and i was calm the whole time. was extremely weird. last nights dream, i was biking around Edmonton, but it was kinda run down and there was grass and plants everywhere. me and Amanda biked up to this one point and it was this huge group listening to this speaker in an open field. beside the crowd was a concession stand and i was getting me and Amanda drinks. some guy tried to butt in from of me and i get mad and bump up and in front of him. he tries to grab me, and i remember the feeling of being way out of my league and yet i still kept going and fought back. i get Amanda's and my drinks and we take off on our bikes. so we start to leave the field and we see this hydro garden with sunflowers growing in it. we stop to look at them and i see this huge caterpillar. and for some reason the Caterpillar was the apinaty of my dream. all the Caterpillar did was climbing up and down the leaf eating bits of it. and both the leaf and Caterpillar were huge! like the leaf was the size of my head and the Caterpillar could fit in my hand nicely.

then some guy were after us ( i think it had to do with the guy i bitched out at in the concession.) and we jumped onto our bikes and booked it.

both dreams were really vivid and i could remember every detail. i think its because Ive been lacking sleep. i could go for some right now actually. i think my crappy sleep is due to stress. Ive got 2 have exams to worry about. my bio diploma, and my math exam.
best part is that even if i tell the math final to go blow its self, ill still pass! with only a 56% but ill still pass lol. every one i tell that to asks me if i am going to the exam. which is a really dumb question, considering I've put in all this work, there is no way in hell id skip it!

now bio on the other hand I'm fucked if i bomb. i think i need at least a 70%. to keep me in the 70% range.and the higher 70% range I'm in the better chance i have of getting into NAIT.
must get into NAIT and get out of this hell hole! must!
its dumb because the stupid diploma is 50% of our over all mark! cuz that doesn't put tons of pressure on kids and make them lock up! and when you go to do the diplomas its like your going into lock down. if you have to pee a teacher goes with you and stands outside your stall.

moms being nosy again. she just sits there and watches me. its SO annoying. its like I'm some freak reality TV show. but the difference is that the cast doesn't get asked a billion stupid questions. i do. what are you doing? whats that? how school? why is the dog looking at the wall? does my hair look frizzy? what do you think fish think in their tank?
now shes asking me if i feel guilty about what I'm typing. and is demanding i fill up the dogs food dish. cuz that piano tired to her HUGE ass is So heavy.

! i just remembered! the girl that was suppose to be my replacement for nighttime supervisor quit. this will be the 2nd, or is it the 3rd person to reject the position. its funny. you know your job sucks ass when every person they hire to replace you quits before they are even close to being finished training. i should get a raise!

so sleepy. i just want this day to be over so i can go to bed and die. ugh, i guess i better go study some bio again. i find i absorb it better when i study it in chunks.

cya.

Another day another marble

ugh! school tomorrow. i really don't wanna go. i bought lee a WII. he wont get his butt out of the living room. annoying.
i haven't done any of my homework. neeeh. that is my own darn fault at least. i will probably start that asap.

but before i do i just wanna note that teenagers are stupid. very very stupid wanna be adults. i pity the people that had to put up we me as a teen. if i was 1/2 of what the kids are like now a days, I'm surprised no one tried to slip me a Clorox cocktail. they probably did. i just metabolized it to fast for it to take effect. because that's what teens do.

stupid Melissa. shes pissed at Steph because Kent- wait ill start from the beginning

3 girls, Steph, Brit, and Melissa.
3 guys, Kenton, Kelly, and Steven.
Melissa and Brit are best buds.
Kenton and Kelly are brothers.

Brit likes all 3 guys, but is really shy to even make any kind of moves towards any of them. Brit tells Melissa who she likes and Melissa starts to flirt with all three guys. making them off bounds for Brit. pretty much if Brit has a conversation that lasts more then 5 min with any one of them Melissa has a fit.

Steph is friends with all three guys, and doesn't give 2 hoots about Melissa's pissyness.

Melissa finally decides to date Kelly. she has been flirting heavily with Kenton the whole time though. Kenton isn't very happy about this. Kelly's feelings unknown.

Kenton's a dink to Melissa. and is annoyed with Kelly. Kenton talks a lot to Steph. as does Steven, who was also heavily flirted with.

Steven plays a prank on Melissa and Steph knows. Melissa gets mad at Steph, and blames her (god knows why)

Kenton is a douche to Melissa and puts raw chicken in her shoes and is all around mean to Melissa. but Kenton is nice to Steph.

Melissa says that Steph and Kenton are out to get her and starts to bitch about how evil Steph is. tells everyone.

Steph finally gets made for being blamed and snaps back.

the 2 fight, neither are speaking and Melissa has a never ending hate on Steph.

now Melissa gets pissed at anyone who even talks to Steph. and is all around a bag.

I'm honestly waiting for this to blow up and have an all around cat fight. this is why i hate working with teenagers. i cant wait till I'm through collage and working with teeth! teeth don't act stupid. the eye teeth are not going to have a bitch fest because they both like the back molar.

I'm also working a week straight and have final exams/diplomas. I'm sorry math pure. but your going to have to take one for the team. bio is just a lil more important. sorry babe.

anyways I'm going to go do homework then have a shower. lee is being a douche. spoiled lil brat.

Lost And Found, Love is Going to Save Us.

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i thought it was cute. and im not that creative. cuz i sux. balls. large yellow crack balls. i dunno. ever got to that point beyond tired and your running on insanity and empty cabbage? yeah, im at that point. its so bad that im listening to a song who's main lyrics is "have you ever fucked on cocaine?" which im going to have to say no. definite no.

SO. i had my 1st eye test in like years. im near sighted in one eye. heaven forbid my body be freaking uniform! its not that bad though, because my left eye compensates for the screwed up eye. honestly if my left eye was self aware, i think it would be pissed. probably would go ranting at the right for not picking up the slack. then there would be fist fights and all. if eyes had fists.

i bought a huge bone for titus.


he wuvs it, he wuvs it bad.

im ticked at myself! i wrecked my fav toy that scott got me! the heart shaped message heat pack thing. im soooo stupid! i was boiling it and then left it alone. so all the water boiled out and the pack was wrecked! i know! so dumb! the most retarded thing ever! i feel so stupid! i wanna blame my tiredness, but i know it was just my own retardedness.
and i felt so ashamed when i told scott what i did. he said it was okay, but i know he was kinda annoyed.
And it was something that he actually took the time to think up of and knew i would love. and i did love it. and thats why feel so bad. its one of the few gifts that i know he put thought into, and i loved it because of that. then i broke it. :(

im sleepy. im going to bed now. nighty!