im of course is Ashley.
Ashley- omfg!
Ashley- ive missed you sooo much
Muffin- jusfdgsdfgsdfhsd
Ashley- i did your mom last night, your sister too. but you see the thing is, your sisters pretty hot but your mom does this thing with her tounge. so yeah
Ashley- me and you mom are getting married. im your new daddy
Ashley- im bringing sexy back. uh! its located somewhere around my ass! UH!
Muffin- MMmmmmmm sexy ass
Ashley- ass like that
Muffin- I'd tap it
Ashley- i like big butts and i cannot lie, you mother fuckers cant deny!
Muffin- WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME
Ashley- i love you! sexually
Muffin- Stephen hawkings girlfriend is coming onto me
Ashley- her best pick up line was NEHEGETUGDVIKUWD
Muffin- Ashley omg
Ashley- i went there....
Ashley- oh yeah
Muffin- Mr.Hanna loves you!
Ashley- mr hanna can have cancer and be violently ass raped by a gang of bears as pepper spray is wedged up his penis and set to kill
Muffin- bear gang?
Ashley- bear gang bang
Muffin- shizzle to the nizzle!
Ashley- im gonna bonsai ur tree
Muffin- mmmmm. cant wait baby!
Muffin- lookit my gayass wink!
Ashley- k but let me finish my rice cake 1st
Ashley- k im ready
Muffin- crunk it up!
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