And now for phase 2!

Okay, passed the crying phase now. onto the pissed!
okay so it might be the spiked smoothies ive been chugging down since, oh i dunno, 12 and considering its now 2 thats alota smoothie! I dont care! im a drunk chick with a keyboard! FEAR ME!!!

or at least be weary!

Who the hell does he think he is to try and get this idea that he can pretend that im special to him then tells me he would date my best bud in a heart beat?! im am soooo worth more then that! yeah i may not be a size double zero, and i may not be no head turner, but fuck! i know im not freaking ugly! ive been sized up and hit on at the bar tons of times. i got even hit on by a freaking LESBIAN! fuck if you can turn on both sexes you must being doing right in my book!

so fuck him! he wants a fucking sex buddy that he can have come to him at his beck and call he better start looking in the god damn fucking pound! cuz thats the only bitch that will be in his bed for a loooong time!

should fucking plastic wrap a dildo and gay midget porn to his fucking car!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

strawberry seed and vodka are gods way of giving you the thumbs up for revenge!
but i will be a good citizen and force my dad to help me get my drunkin ass onto the top bunk on the bunk beds.

and if you think im pissed when someone does something to piss me off when im drunk, you should see me when im pissed at someone for hurting a friend.

AMANDA! if anyone hurts you, give me vodka and a shot glass. their ass will be MINE! cuz i wuv you!
in the most non homo way possible. but if i was a homo... growl!

Same goes for you molly and paul! I R MIGHTY!!

im also luving when im drunk to. i feel sick :S

FUCK DA WORLD! i cant feel my teeth....