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Winning Sales pitch
Private Jones was assigned to the Army induction center, where
he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits,
especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI).
It wasn't long before the center's Lieutenant noticed that
Private Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales,
which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this,
the Lt. stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales
pitch. Jones explained the basics of the SGLI to the new recruits,
and then said. "If you have SGLI and go into battle and are killed,
the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries.
If you don't have SGLI, and you go into battle and get killed, the
government has to pay only a maximum of $6000." "Now,"
he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to
send into battle first?"

i thought that was funny!
this lady is coming over today to help us with lees paperwork and my moms all "DWAFAD! must clean house!" shes doing this because she doesn't want to look bad. honestly, if I was the nurse id think the freakishly cleaned house belonged to a bunch of nut jobs. not that that's far from the truth.

so i talked to Scott, and we actually got somewhere! I'm really quite happy with the progress! i really would have liked to stay up longer and talk more, but it was really late. me and him got maybe 4 hours at most of sleep. so i think maybe tonight we might talk more. i dunno though, he said that I'm clingy (which is funny cuz when we 1st started going out HE was the one really clingy, like a 3rd boob clingy) so we might not meet up. kinda hurt though the comment. then he also mentioned that he thinks i have no life cuz i wanna hang out with him. yeah i may want to hang out with him alot. but that's cuz i want him to be a large part of my social life, and i want to be a part of his. sadly this doesn't happen. probably cuz his idea of fun is frag parties and watching movies. mine is biking, party parties, going out to the bar with a group of friends, camping, picnics. just being outside or mingling. oh well.

in other news I've pulled an ass muscle. i didn't even think i had an ass muscle! freaking hurts though! bruises all over my ass probably doesn't help either. ^_^;

my dog is broken AGAIN! i gave him a bath (cuz he freaking reeked and had i dunno wat in his hair, and i pulled 1/2 of Canada's forests out of his ass. we only own 2 trees and a bush!) and my mom brushed him. now hes limping, i have no clue why! Scott stepped on him and he started limping again, i told Scott he broke my dog.
Jeff's hamster is also sick. it has this huge ass tumor in the corner of its eye, that Jeff doesn't give a rats ass about. anyways its gotten bigger over time so yesterday the hamster decided to try and claw it off and eat it, ewwww. (hopefully it didn't hurt its eye) we had to try and make it stop by feeding it treats.
Torin said that if we keep doing that the hamster will become a masochist and keep attacking itself for treats. and in the end it will be all beatin up and ugly still wanting treats.
Torin also told me about this time where a lil girl took her pet goldfish to the vets cuz it was swimming funny. so the vet told her to leave it there over night and he will take a look at it. yeah, he flushed the fish and bought her a new one lol.
I told Torin that now the kids going to think that every time the fish gets sick the vet will fix it. and that 20 years down the road when the girls 30, shes going to take the fish to the vet and the vet will be like "lady, its fucking fish! flush it!" then she will say that guppy has been alive for 20 years (being a freakishly old fish) and that the vet always fixed him.

then me and Torin made up explanations to why guppy kept changing in size, when he got bigger its because he ate alot. if hes smaller its because he had a lil gas before and when it was released the fish shrunk. yeah, we have no life.

i cook 2night, but i have a feeling I'm gonna be pulling a double shift again. evil KFC. I think i might try doing electrician work. might be fun! more stimulating then KFC XD and i get more moooola! me like moneys! muhahaha! but we shall see.

now all i gotta do is get some batteries for the camera so i can take pics of all the stuff Ive drawn with ze makerz!!! woot!

Hair Fetish colored



her hair started off really bright yellow, but i toned it down alot to try and give it a more natural look. even though nothing in the pic is natural lol!