Anal Denver Anyone?

If you havent read Denver Anyone? please read it 1st, its pretty quick and sweet so it wont take long!
Denver Anyone?

so heres the story behind the Denver song. this is a different Scott from my ex Scott.
I go to the bar with a couple of friends last night. both are already tanked. one is a guy and being a super perv. we are sitting there waiting for our drinks when this fight starts up behind us. about 4 tiny female waitresses come flying past us to break it up. one girl jumps over the table to get to it. all while this is going on our so called "bouncer" (who looks to be 60, fat and who would have troubles bench pressing a q-tip) is slowly walking up to the 2 guys fighting. useless really.
but then one of the greatest peace making songs blasted from the DJ, Sweet Home Alabama! Everyone knows at least the chorus! everyone but Kayla and Scott. so while every one is sing "sweet home alabama!" Kayla is singing "my ass is a Denver" and Instead of "where the skies are so blue!" Scott's saying "my parents are coming after you!" lord im coming home to you was replaced with "lord i need a screw" between all this is drunkin air guitar. i of course am trying to regain the tiny bit of pride i have left by moving one table over.

pretty much to wrap up my night, i told Scott if he touched me one more time id dislocate his shoulder, some random guy fell into my boobs, and we met up with a bunch of drunk natives and were told they were drinking crack.

ive gotten like 99% of my crap from scotts. dear lord did i ever have a bunch of shirt there! scott also promised to make me a new cd of photoshop. so never fear Amanda!

still very sleepy

gotta go make dinner now cya!