My cock can walk right through the door.

Ashley enters the classroom. class commences, and we are assigned work. boy in front of Ashley asks for help. his name is broody.

Broody: Hey did you get this question?
Ashley: which one?
B: Uh question 11.
A: let me check. yeah i think so.
B: oh can you help me?
A: sure, let me see your paper.
Broody hands Ashley his paper. Ashley reads it.
A: Er, Whats that?
B: uh, I think its an 8.
A: okay.... Well the equation is 5(3x+1)+2(2x-1)=20x. so 1st you do the distrubution.
B: okay.
A: okay you did that, and it looks good, but why are you trying to take 20x and move it to the other side?
B: isnt that what we are suppose to do? you know make sure all the Xs are on one side?
A: yes but if you move the 20x to the other side of the equation then it will screw up and you will have no x to solve for. you need something there.
B: oh.
A: Okay so we minus the 15x an-
B: but why cant we minus the 20x? wouldnt it be easier.
A: but then you wouldn't be able to solve for x.
B: oh yeah.
A: okay? so whats 20x minus 15X?
B: Shouldn't we be moving 20x?
Ashley's getting Angry
A: Broody! if you move the 20x what will be left on that side?
B: uh, nothing. wait thats not right, we have to move the 15x.
A: YES! okay now yo-

Teacher- times up! time to mark.

moral of the story: never help someone that has just mastered wiping his own ass with math otherwise you cant finish yours, and be filled with homework.

only took me 2 and 1/2 hour to do all the homework he assigned.
The fractions mock me!!!
i have to go to work now. but i get tomorrow off! A__A glee!

Touch Myself



A picture i quickly drew to see if my scanner was working. true story too. happened at work.
I sang into a drum stick to tell my friend how smexy she is! then grabbed my gonads.